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BeitragVerfasst: 10. Mai 2002 14:19
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 10. Mai 2002 17:03
von Agent-008

BeitragVerfasst: 10. Mai 2002 17:22
von Faith

BeitragVerfasst: 10. Mai 2002 18:18
von Faith

BeitragVerfasst: 10. Mai 2002 18:59
von Darkseight
:lol:

BeitragVerfasst: 11. Mai 2002 10:33
von PdL-Hades

BeitragVerfasst: 11. Mai 2002 18:42
von LICHT
Der Wert eines Menschen hängt von der Zahl der Dinge ab,
für di er sich schämt.

BeitragVerfasst: 12. Mai 2002 19:40
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 14. Mai 2002 14:20
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 15. Mai 2002 06:31
von DJHolzwurm[TRi]

BeitragVerfasst: 15. Mai 2002 09:06
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 18. Mai 2002 19:37
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 21. Mai 2002 00:18
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 22. Mai 2002 20:47
von Buhmann[KsR]

BeitragVerfasst: 23. Mai 2002 14:14
von Labr@t

BeitragVerfasst: 23. Mai 2002 15:55
von Agent-008

BeitragVerfasst: 23. Mai 2002 18:16
von DJHolzwurm[TRi]

BeitragVerfasst: 24. Mai 2002 23:20
von BgSdE
Sprich am Handy immer besonders laut und deutlich, schließlich haben Deine Mitmenschen das Recht, das komplette Gespräch mitzuhören. Menschen wie Du führen sicher nur Gespräche auf höchstem Niveau.

Wann immer irgendwo ein Handy klingelt, greife wie selbstverständlich zu Deinem Gerät, damit jeder sieht, daß Du auch eines besitzt. Anschließend bemerke, mit filmreifer Überraschung, das es gar nicht Dein Handy war, das geklingelt hat.

Bevor Du einen Anruf entgegennimmst warte ein paar Sekunden. Das wirkt besonders cool und außerdem registriert so garantiert jeder das Klingeln. Dann greife mit einem Spruch wie z.B.: 'Können die denn keine Entscheidung ohne mich fällen?' mit genervtem Gesichtsausdruck zu deinem Mobilfunk-Gerät.

Sollte das Handy klingeln wenn Du allein bist, ignoriere es. Wenn keiner zusieht macht es schließlich keine Freude. Du solltest natürlich, in der Hoffnung, der Anrufer versucht es nach kurzer Pause erneut, schnell in eine Fußgängerzone laufen.

Besonders geeignet zum telefonieren mit Handy sind die folgenden Orte: Museen, Bibliotheken, Opern, Klavierkonzerte, Intensivstationen, Friedhöfe (besonders bei Beerdigungen) und Kirchen.

Beachte auf keinen Fall das Handy-Verbot in Flugzeugen. Das ist doch albern, die sind alle nur neidisch!

Autofahren und Handy-Benutzung sind überhaupt nicht wirklich gefährlich. Im Gegenteil, es trainiert dem Fahrer ganz besondere Fähigkeiten an. Oder konntest Du früher blind und freihändig zugleich fahren? Beim Wählen einer neuen Nummer oder beim Bedienen der Spezial-Funktionen (mit gleichzeitigem Nachschlagen im Handbuch) ist dies absolut unersetzlich!

BeitragVerfasst: 26. Mai 2002 00:52
von LICHT

BeitragVerfasst: 26. Mai 2002 11:08
von Agent-008
2 Sachen sind unendlich :
Das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit !
Nur beim Universum bin ich mir noch nicht ganz sicher :p

- Albert Einstein

BeitragVerfasst: 26. Mai 2002 18:59
von Labr@t

BeitragVerfasst: 26. Mai 2002 19:00
von Labr@t

BeitragVerfasst: 27. Mai 2002 19:10
von PdL-Hades
Wenn die letzte LAN geschlossen, Counterstrike verboten und das Internet zensiert ist, werdet ihr merken, dass man seine Kinder doch erziehen muss.

BeitragVerfasst: 27. Mai 2002 20:26
von Grizzly
nur so.... wie alt bist du?

BeitragVerfasst: 28. Mai 2002 01:49
von PdL-Hades
Ich bin 17 ..... warumm?

BeitragVerfasst: 28. Mai 2002 09:50
von Grizzly

BeitragVerfasst: 28. Mai 2002 16:22
von PdL-Hades